the crime comes last of all

an exercise in blurring the truth.

Friday, April 14, 2006

take you to the backseat, run it like a track meet.

Girls are stupid. Girls are just as stupid as boys, which is disappointing and frustrating. What kind of girl invites a girl over, acts friendly and chummy while her guest basically throws herself at her, and then later sends an instant message that she "totally would have kissed her." With no but! A stupid girl, that's who.

There is always a but. There must have been a but, because if she would have kissed her, but didn't, there must have been a reason. And. . .it's frustrating mostly because when she goes over to a girl's house, a girl she's kissed in the recent past, she has certain expectations. Such as kissing, maybe with tongue. Possibly groping.

So. Girls are definitely stupid, and her roommate being passive-aggressive about the cleanliness of the kitchen because he decided to invite his girl-crush over for supper and is embarrassed about the mess despite the fact that really, it's always messy? Totally not helping.